fuck winter

Winter sucks for me. I'm medicated year round in order to cope with the shorter hours of daylight thanks to SAD. Personally I think SAD is a genetic trait,a form of hibernation handed down from nomadic tribes. I get an incredible urge to move away, change jobs, change everything in my life every October, and if I haven't, I fall into a somewhat hibernative state. Right now I'm laying on my couch half awake, half asleep. I moved it in front of the window because the sun is shining, and bright lights are one of the treatments for this. I've felt this way for a few days now. If you know me at all, you would know that I am by no means a lethargic person. I've been accused of being 'on' all the time, of not being able to sit still. People comment on my incredible energy level, my optimism, my lack of temper as remarkable. None of that applies at this time of year. SAD isn't just wanting to do nothing. It's wanting to stop being. It's wishing for death at various points throughout the day, because the thought of all the days in front of you are overwhelming. It's not wanting anyone around you because you are disgusted with your own weakness and ashamed that you can't just 'man up'. It's wanting to sleep 18 hours a day, and still feeling drained when you're awake. I fight it every year, and I fight it hard. Every morning I take 5mg of cipralex, a b100, 4000iu of vitamin d, ginseng, fenugreek, vitamin C, and a coffee. I avoid sugars and fats, and I try to run about 3 times per week on the treadmill. I have had 2 good winters, both when I was marathon training. The other years, since I was about 17 or so have been a consistent battle to get as close as I can to April without breaking down completely; destroying my relationships, losing/quitting my job, destroying my health. I need to run to beat this. I hate the drugs I'm on because they barely impact this, but they do help a bit. I am not suicidal, but I want to die. I want to be hospitalized for something that will keep me bedridden and sedated for the next 2 months. Failing that I want to win the lottery. If I did, I would sleep, or move somewhere sunny. I hate myself for being like this. I promised myself I would run today. When the sun leaves the front window I'll do that.

Hungry Like the Wolf

With spring in the north comes the renewed possibility of animal encounters. I've had more than a few sightings already up here; bears, wolves and foxes mainly. I used to fear bears more than any other animal in the wilderness. These days it's the wolves that I'm worried about. I work in Northern Saskatchewan, where the first recorded fatality from a wolf attack on the continent occurred. The mine I worked at previous to this still employed a survivor of another wolf attack in 2005. The further we encroach into their territory, the more often the encounters seem to turn for the worse. I found this list of notable wolf attacks throughout history on wikipedia, and it's a pretty sobering compilation. A more detailed list of every known wolf attack ever can be found here Caen, France (1632-1633)[edit] Between 1632 and 1633, a wolf killed over 30 people in the forest of Cinglais a few kilometers south of Caen in Lower Normandy. Survivors of its attacks nicknamed the animal "Therende", and described it as being the size of a mastiff, with a reddish pelt, pointed tail and heavily muscled hind quarters. In June 1633, the local count organized a large-scale hunt, conscripting 5,000-6,000 men for the job. After a pursuit lasting three days, the wolf was fatally shot with an arquebus.[44] Gévaudan, France (1764-1767)[edit] Engraving depicting the beast of Gévaudan (1764). Between June 1764 to June 1767, in the Gévaudan region of France, wolves attacked at least 210 people, 110 of which died. Of the victims who died, 98 were partially eaten. The attacks spurred a large-scale hunt, during which a large portion of the local population was conscripted to join the army, several nobles and royal huntsmen in pursuit of the animals. Several wolves were killed, though the attacks only stopped after two wolves were shot in autumn 1765 and June 1767 respectively. Both animals were noted for their unusually large size and atypical coloring. The incident has been featured in numerous works of fiction, including the 2001 action film Brotherhood of the Wolf, which greatly embellished the story.[45] Lombardy, Italy (1765)[edit] On November 21, 1765, in the Lombard commune of Orio Litta, a female wolf bit sixteen people, a dog and a horse. Its final victim was a man who, despite receiving bites to the face and hands, managed to suffocate it to death with the help of his nephew. All the victims were immediately taken to a hospital in Lodi, where fourteen of them died. Before being buried, the wolf's carcass was dissected, and confirmed to have been rabid. As a result of this incident, all domestic animals that had been in contact with the wolf or had been left unsupervised during its rampage, were ordered to be destroyed. On December 24, another rabid wolf, probably infected by the previous animal, bit a number of people and dogs in Cassano d'Adda. On Christmas Eve, the wolf entered Rivolta d'Adda, attacking a sentry, who escaped unscathed. The wolf attacked three more people before being shot to death by soldiers. The next day, it was reported that many houses bore the tooth marks of the wolf on their doors.[18] Gysinge, Sweden (1820-1821)[edit] Between December 30, 1820 and March 27, 1821, near Gysinge in Uppland, near the border of Dalarna and Gästrikland in central Sweden, a wolf attacked 31 people, resulting in the deaths of 12 people. With the exception of one 19-year old woman, all victims of fatal attacks were children between the ages of three and a half, and 15; in addition, the 15 injured victims were mostly children, except for one 18-year old male. After the wolf was killed on March 27, 1821, it was discovered that the wolf was captured as a pup in 1817, and kept in captivity for several years before escaping.[46] Saskatchewan, Canada (2005)[edit] On November 8, 2005, 22 year old Kenton Joel Carnegie, a geological engineering student working in Points North Landing, Saskatchewan, had gone for a walk and didn't return to the geological surveyors' camp where he was working. His body was found partially consumed in an area known to be frequented by four wolves which regularly fed on human refuse. The pathologist who performed the autopsy, testified Carnegie had lost about 25% to 30% of his body mass in the attack, with the top midsection to the thigh having been partially consumed. Although originally the possibility that the culprit was a black bear was not ruled out, a coroners' jury concluded after a two year inquiry that the attackers had indeed been wolves.[47] Chignik Lake, Alaska, USA (2010)[edit] On March 10, 2010, 32 year old Candice Berner, a teacher and avid jogger living near Chignik Lake, 475 miles southwest of Anchorage, was discovered dead along a road by snowmobilers, who found wolf tracks in the adjacent snow. The Alaska State Medical Examiner ruled that her death was caused by "multiple injuries due to animal mauling." A series of necropsies performed on wolves culled in the surrounding area shortly after the attack ruled out rabies, sickness, or wolf-dog hybridisation as being causes of the attack. The case was notable as being the first fatal wolf attack in North America in which DNA evidence was gathered to confirm wolf involvement.[48]

Hopeless Romantic in 4 Low

I am a hopeless romantic, but not in the traditional sense. I like the romance of solitude. I find untold satisfaction in getting away from it all. When I was young it was my heart's desire to travel the world, see all it's most exciting places, meet as many people as I could. These days I'm more about decompressing. I don't care for the things of man anymore. I prefer forests, oceans, rivers, deserts and clear mountain mornings as a cowboy once said. It's not that I'm a misanthropist by any means. I like people, I like friends and beer and good times and I love my girl. There are times, when the world comes in too close for too long, that fresh air, peaceful thoughts and a good sunset are all I need or want. All of my spare time activities are centered around activities that provide me this escape into meditative self. Running and longboarding are the obvious ones, but not quite so obvious is the romance of my Jeep. My Jeep is nothing special as far as Jeeps go. It's old, it's beat up, it could use some TLC cosmetically. But I keep it up, and it serves me well. There is a romance between man and machine, and when I'm working on my Jeep, alone in the garage with some soul feeding music going, I'm easily in as much a Zen state as any monk might be. Yet even more so, there is little in this world that compares to pulling over, way off the road, middle of nowhere with the sun going down and just digging it. The pics below are a celebration of that feeling I get when the moment is absolutely perfect, when the sky is on fire and the sun casts a bright campfire glow over everything it touches. When the air is still hot and the shadows are cool and the color saturation has been cranked to max all around; bluer blues, oranges flirting on the periphery of red, reds with a grenadine sweetness to them and the stars creeping in like cats from the cold in the dark spots on the horizon. Here's to summertime and the inimitable Jeep.

The Luxurious Sheraton Sana'a in Yemen.

I read a recent news story about the attempted abduction of military personell in Yemen, where I found the above picture. It's a U.S. marine post on the roof of the Sheraton Sana'a in Yemen's capital. Being a scatterbrain at the best of times, I didn't think about global terrorism, modern jihad vs modern crusade,or anything really relevant to the story. I wondered what it would be like to stay in this place. So I went to Trip Advisor :) At $360.00 per night, it is one of the more expensive hotels I have heard of. Here is a sample review from one traveller; "This place is not worthy of the Sheraton brand. I don't have the space or patience to list all the things that are wrong with this hotel. From the decrepid look that suggests no work has been done since the 70s to the undertrained staff, to the key cards that don't work after a day and the cats in the kitchen, there's just so much to cover. Do not stay here." More pics and reviews here The Sheraton Sana'a is ostensibly militarized in order to protect the U.S. diplomatic mission in Yemen, however there are those that see it more as the headquarters of a small scale occupation, similar to the Green Zone in Baghdad.

"If He Moves Again, Shoot 'im!"

Corsicans celebrating Easter. They fire live rounds and fireworks into the air as part of their celebrations.

The Sublime Anarchy of the Skater's Rebel Heart

Visualtraveling - Meet The Stans from Patrik Wallner on Vimeo.

I tend to romanticize my outlaw ways. I'm more of a scoff-law really. Little more than a wanna-be anarchist. My illegal activities are minor. I ignore traffic rules when it's safe to do so and won't affect others, I bend a LOT of rules, find the limits of tensile strength in regulations and wiggle them a little looser. I advocate for illegal substances. The personal autonomy, the sublime anarchy is a big part of longboarding's appeal for me. I defy gravity, physics, traffic, obstacles, safety concerns. It's a flow activity that lets me surf the ever wavering periphery of danger, an edge vibrating with the gentle blur of a resonating Motorhead bass note. But I am really nothing. My imagination creates most of the thrill for me. These guys are the real deal. They are defying convention, prejudices, governments, traditions, status quos and static woes. By introducing the sublime anarchy of skate culture to rigid societies such as these, they are 'natural born world shakers' true to the rebel heart of Cool Hand Luke.

When the Heavy, full of crime and bitterness, grabs his wounds and talks about death and taxes in a husky voice, the audience is his and his alone.

The above quote is attributed to my life-long hero, Humphrey Bogart. It seemed a fitting title for the following vintage LAPD forensics pictures from a collection at this Paris Art Show.

Joining the Bleedin' Choir Invisible

Enjoy the silliness of one of my favorite Monty Python videos of all time, then read on below for a wonderful insight I first heard from the king of quacks (or squawks in this case)Dr. Wayne Dyer. Generally I find his brand of touchy feely self help more of a play to the victim in people, but as of late he has taken a turn to the East in his philosophy that makes him worth a listen now and then. “An ancient parable repeated generation after generation by the spiritual masters of India illustrates this point [dying while one is alive]: A traveler from India went to Africa to acquire some local products and animals, and while in the jungle he saw thousands of beautiful multicolored talking parrots. He decided to capture a talking parrot and take it back as a pet. At home he kept his parrot in a cage and fed him wonderful seeds and honey, played music for his pet, and generally treated him well. When it was time for the man to return to Africa two years later, he asked his parrot if there was any message he could deliver to the parrot’s friends back in the jungle. The parrot told his master to say that he was very happy in his cage and that he was enjoying each day and to convey his love. When the traveler arrived back in Africa he delivered the message to the parrots in the jungle. Just as he finished his story, a parrot with tears welling up in his eyes fell over dead. The man was alarmed and decided that the parrot must have been very close to the parrot in the cage and that was the reason for his sadness and demise. When the traveler returned to India, he told his pet what had happened. As he finished his story, the pet parrot’s eyes welled up with tears, and he keeled over dead in his cage. The man was astounded, but figured that his pet died from despair of hearing of the death of his close friend back in the jungle. The trader opened up the cage and tossed the dead bird outside onto the trash heap. Immediately his pet parrot flew up to a branch on the tree outside. The trader said to him, ‘So, you are not dead after all. Why did you do that?’ The parrot answered, ‘Because that bird back in Africa sent me a very important message.’ ‘What was the message?’ the trader inquired impatiently. ‘He told me that if you want to escape from your cage, you must die while you are alive.’ We must indeed die while we are alive in order to be able to look back at our waking consciousness and see ourselves trapped in our cage, which in our case is our body. And then we will see how unnecessary it is to remain caged.” I have a problem with connecting the dots where there are none, as you might have gathered by now. My sister passed away last week, and I was largely unperturbed by this. I felt for my own loss, but not for long. Much like the parrot above I have a world view that all around me is illusion. All around me there may in fact be an invisible choir of extra-dimensional or extra-sensory being, but trapped as I am in the cage of my perceptions, 5 senses, limited to only the tiniest glimpse of the electro-magnetic spectrum, how could I know? I do know that I am energy. I am light and energy and I am timeless. "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!" as Yoda once declared. Death to me seems a liberation, a freeing from the cage. This view has been spilling over as of late into the concept of hunting. I used to believe it to be a cruel sport. I see it now as a more symbiotic existence with the world. Releasing animals from their cages so to speak. If existence is suffering as Buddha said, then it follows that in the yin and yang of all things, non-being is pure bliss. Like the makers of Jagermeister said, honor the creaton in all his creatures. What better honor than an end of suffering for a free spirit, as opposed to a life of captivity for our "humanely" farmed creatures? Hardly sportsmanlike this farming, is it?

A Jager Bomb of a Different Sort

I am a bit of a nature buff. I wouldn't go much further than that really. I dig the outdoors, I like camping, I find animals interesting. What I enjoy most about nature is the sense of oneness that I find when I am out on a trail or a lake or along a river. Occasionally I'll come across a quote or a piece of poetry that captures what it is that I feel in the wild. Recently it was the label on a bottle of Jagermeister that connected me into the oneness of all things again. There is a German poem on the label, which, upon translation comes out as: "It is the hunter's honor that he protects and preserves his game, hunts sportsmanlike, and honors the Creator in His creatures." As you can imagine I dug this very much,mainly the part about honoring the creator in his creatures. It had a very Namaste-esque ring to it. It also illustrated for me a notion that has been growing in strenth in me that hunting might in fact be a cleaner and more humane way, more human way of sourcing food. More on this in another post... Back to Jagermeister, which btw means master hunter or hunt master. I wondered what other secrets might lay hidden in the label after finding this bomb and did a little more digging. This is some of what I found; The deer on the label is the St. Hubertus stag. For centuries, St. Hubertus has been the patron saint of hunters. According to the legend, in his youth, Hubert was a wild and unrestrained hunter, without responsibility towards the creatures that he hunted and captivated by the drive to kill. Even on the holy day of Sunday, he set off into the forest with his dog and rifle and cared little about the day of the Lord. Until one holy day, emerging from the dark woods, a large white deer carrying an illuminated cross between his antlers confronted him. From the moment of his vision, he devoted himself to good works under the banner of the antlered stag. He died in 727 AD, and centuries later he was venerated as a patron saint. It is from this story’s inspiration that the Jägermeister trademark derives. The name Jägermeister itself is German for “Master Hunter”, and incidentally it’s not made up. Even in Germany today, there is a position called Jägermeister, which is an employee of the district’s hunting authorities who is responsible for the region’s hunting regulations. Another more recent urban legend has it that the logo is a circle or letter O, containing a deer head, and a cross, and means simply O Deer God, an utterance often heard the morning after. So there you have it, more than you ever wanted to know about Jagermeister.

It Is Awfully Easy To Be Hardboiled About Everything In the Daytime...

That's a quote from The Sun Also Rises by my old buddy Hemingway. The end of it is "but at night it is another thing." Nights have been tough on me this week. I don't know what it is, but I'm feeling lonesome. For the last 2 years I have had a new woman in my life, and to say that we are close is an understatement. When we first got together I was amazed at how much she wanted to be near me. Truth be told it was even a little annoying at first. All my life I have been for the most part a very contented loner. As time passed I have grown to love how she is always beside me. I move from one room to another while changing tasks, and within minutes she is beside me, happy smiling, shrugging with a little bit of embarrassment, laughing at herself "Sorry, I have to be where you are." We talk about our 'old lives' a lot. In her old life, her ex-husband was absent, dereliction of duty. She went to bed alone every night. It had been months since they'd shared a bed, or even the same floor, and it had started innocently enough. She was tired, he wasn't. So he would play video games, wind up sleeping all day and staying up all night. They passed each other like ghosts in their home, gradually losing all connectedness. In my old life there was no flame. Our sex life had filtered down to once a month. My ex had one week out of every month where she was eager to engage me. I came to call it sex week out of resentment, she called it sex week out of endearment. I was on fire all the time. I lost sleep. I tossed and turned and had there been brambles nearby I would have thrown myself into them like the saints of old. At it's worst, I waited 7 months at a time without sexual contact. In order to survive I cultivated a disdain for sex. I focussed on the negative whenever desire would take me. I got resentful. I won't delve into it, but I'm sure with imagination you can determine for yourself the more distasteful side of sex. And it worked. I was able to curb my desire. So well in fact that towards the end of our relationship, I took control back of if and when we would have sex. It made her furious. My only stipulation was that I wouldn't have sex during sex week. I would have sex anywhere, anytime, just not sex week. It made her furious. 1 month went by. Then 2. She was angry with me. I thought of all the nights I laid awake tossing and turning, batted away, the 7 month stretches of sexual starvation. I grew hateful. She was unable to pass the same tests she'd put me through. I felt an imbalance. My children, a love for them that is indefinable kept me there til there was nothing left. Long story short, with lessons learned in our old lives, I have made commitments in my new life. Not written or even vocalized. I go to bed when she goes to bed. We make love, a lot. We hold each other as we fall asleep. If I'm not tired I wait until she's asleep. I get up earlier than I want to so I can have breakfast with her. I never intend to leave her alone when I'm in the same house, because I know she has scars there. And for a few years now I haven't. Here's the freight train surprise that I didn't see coming however. I live half of my life in a remote northern camp. I don't care about alone time when I'm at home because I get my fair share up here. Years ago this was a dream of mine. Pure isolation, a world of thought, away from the things of man. When I first started the job it was Utopian. I only get to see my children for a week at a time, and this job permits me to be with them 24/7 during that week if they need me. When I'm not with her, I am with them. My oldest daughter and I share an infinity for horror and the macabre. My middle daughter and I love science, and science fiction. My boy's imagination is completely wild. Last week we all had several conversations on the nature of dark matter, perception, space-time. They are brilliant. My life in my week off is incredibly full, and I have no need or desire to seek the alone time I used to be so desperate for. But I have grown accustomed to the omnipresent companionship of my lady, and my kids. So much so that the silence is overwhelming in my room at night. Last night I listened to Dr. Wayne Dyer to try to calm myself down for Christ's sake! I don't recall having ever felt lonesome before in my life, but I'm starting to dread the nights here. The independent drifter side of me, the outlaw and the cowboy part are telling me there's something wrong with loving somebody this much. They're telling me I'm addicted, hooked bad and it can't be good. The romantic in me is telling me that maybe this is what love should be. It should hurt to be apart. Being near her should feel like a long draw on a smooth cigarette after a marathon of love making. Being away from my children should rip my soul apart. So to the jist of this. I used to be a friend of solitude. It now overwhelms me, and I don't know if it's something I need to cure, or if it means I'm cured.

No Runnin' No Blog

I went to Mexico a few weeks ago. There was considerable libation and sun worship. On my return I had a nasty bout of post vacation syndrome. Blues like the Caribbean under a cloudless midday sky. I fell into a funk and off of my routine. I started eating wrong, couldn't be bothered to exercise, neglected my spirit. As always it wasn't until the pain of becoming a mindless numb blob began to sink in that I became motivated to change again. Over the last few days I have changed my diet, focussed more on healthy eating,and I've made a point of going for a daily run again. What do you know, all of a sudden I want to share some joy with you, my peeps. When I am in good health, and reaping the mental/physical/spiritual/emotional rewards of exercise and nutrition, I maintain my focus on health. When I fall off, I not only fall off, I fall victim to a form of amnesia. I forget all the benefits, and how good it feels to be active and well. Consequently I spiral down. This blog of mine is more for me than anyone else. I use it like lines on the road, and every once in a while I need to repaint them for myself so I stay out of the ditch. That's all for now.

Summer dreams

Evaporation

I am having a shit day.  I have to say I don't have many of them, but this one is shit.
My soul knows itself pretty good by this point.  It knows what I can handle, how much, and when.  Somewhere inside I have a metered valve for emotional turmoil, an internal IV that gives me a drip at a time so my equilibrium isn't disrupted.  On occassion it backs up and next thing you know I get a full on flush of straight pure pain, too hard and too fast to rationalize away or process down to an inoccuous thought on some cosmic truth. 
I flew into work today, a remote northern camp, still having a drip at a time of my sister's death trickle in.  Upon arrival I found a note that was highly critical of not only my work, but some personal things as well.  Anger, humiliation and grief are my unholy triad.  I have a hell of a time processing any of them.  They broke the valve, all hit at once and the pressure inside right now is excruciating.  I want the seams to burst.  I want to evaporate.

Sprung

Got my first river run of the season in today.  I did something I don't normally do on an outdoor run.  I had headphones on, a habit I picked up treadmill running.  I regretted it.  I took them out for my cool down walk home and was instantly in awe of the explosion of life and sound spring brought.  Dry leaves skittering across ice, spring melt dripping from trees, runnning a soft chaotic timpani orchestra in the storm drains, a Manhattan traffic jam of geese honking, gulls squawking, crows screeching.  The soft hush of wind rattling budding branches and the steady metronome of my footfalls giving a pulse to my breathing. 

At the Intersection of Post Coital Bliss and Easy Death, Destination: Eternity.

I will spare you the details of the coitus in question.  Suffice it to say it was fantastic.  Afterwards, laying there warm and satisfied, she asked me if the door was locked, and I didn't want to check.  Post coital bliss is a beautiful thing.  When I was younger I called it bio-narco euphoria.  All the best  chemicals the human body can make shoot through the spine, spreading a numbess that feels luminous throughout the entire central nervous system. All about me that is matter disappears for an instance, becomes an oapque invertebrate bobbing in a warm briny primordial soup.  Afterwards, spent and panting I gradually reconstitute, heavier and softer than before, more aqueous.  I hate to move during post coital bliss.  There is a window that is a few minutes long, when I can feel myself sinking into the bed, into my own perfectly molded place in the universe.  The phrase that most readily comes to mind is "earthward urging."  The first time I heard this phrase was in a book somewhere, talking about the way corpses have a more earthward urging where they lay than someone just sleeping.  The first time I saw this in real life, or real death to be exact, was with a pet cat that had died.  He was laying completely flat on the floor.  So flat it was as though he had taken root, and was coming out from the earth.
The French refer to orgasm as the 'little death'.   In post coital bliss it is easy to understand.   I lay in my perfect spot in the universe, numb and dreamy, feeling as though I might take root in the mattress, a part of the earth, drifting in and out of consciousness.  It's what I imagine a pleasant death  might feel like.  I had the pleasure of being near death at 16.  I was in extreme pain, the doctors had me flying on opiates and I was in and out of consciousness in the back of the ambulance.  Every time I slipped away I could hear the  conversations around me, and as I slipped deeper, the conversation would morph into a dream and I was lost in a delicious warm state of dreamy half consciousness;  bits of the movements of the ambulance,  the medics talking amalgamating into the dream. 

My sister died yesterday.  Not sure where she is right now, most likely on a cold steel morticians table, a drawer in a morgue, don't know.  She did die in her bed though, and I imagine as she lay dying it was a bit like post coital bliss, giving into that earthward urging, feeling that beautiful release.  It got me thinking about consciousness after death.  I wondered does consciousness leave us immediately, or does it stay with our bodies for a time as they decompose and recompose.  I imagined it was the latter.  6 feet under, a warm dreamy state that's vaguely aware we are dead.  As we are decomposing our consciousness dreams happily away, amalgamating reality here and there.  A worm crawls in and gorges itself, and takes a part of our  consciousness with it, and it seems we are dreaming of becoming worm  parts of us decompose into the soils, feeding bugs and plants.  Our primary consciousness knows this is all happening, and perhaps we dream we are the worm or we are the bug, and the truth is we are. Bits and pieces of our consciousness melding with the circle of life, with each organic reassignment forgetting a little more of the human life we had.  Eventually the meat of us is gone, devoured and rotten, all the energy that was us dreaming flashes of our lives, mingling with the new for a stitch in time.

Fill In the Blanks Or Blank Out the Fills

This is one of my favorite Ted talks yet.  If you have followed my blog for any length of time at all, you know I doubt the veracity of our reality.  I have always believed we live in a world of illusion.  At least since learning particle theory in elementary school anyway.  The day I learned that the objects around me contain more open spaces between the atoms and molecules than matter, my mind was officially blown.  I began to see the world as a place full of particles, a plasma of molecules and atoms, an enormous cosmic soup.   I came to believe that my perception was false.  My eyes and my mind were simply filling in the blanks in an attempt to better understand the world.  I would sit at my desk in school fascinated by the idea that my arm resting on a desk was an illusion.  There was no rest; there were particles of arm and clothes and light and desk and dust all moving at incredible speeds, with incredibly vast distances between them yet at the quantum level indistinguishable as 'seperate'.  Never mind the invisible and unseen things; radiation, gravity, electro-magnetic fields!  It wasn't until years later that the flip side of the question occurred to me.  What aspects of reality have our minds erased from our perception?  Radiation is a perfect example, but what else? Is linear time an illusion we are trapped in?  What about 3 dimensional space?  Or the very notion of space itself?  If we are, for whatever survival paradigm it may be, blocked from 'seeing' our oneness with the world around us, what about our relationship with the rest of the universe?
For me, that answer is and always will be speculative, and filled with wonder!

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Wrote This a Few Year's Back.

BOTTLE OF SMOKE
or
Hungry Will Gamble with Cowboys and Outlaw Bikers For Food.

I'd met Chris while working as a pizza cook a few years earlier. Back then we'd jokingly called him the 'Bank of Pankiw'. Chris was a pizza delivery driver, and he was paid in cash every day. When we'd worked together I'd routinely borrow myself into owing him my entire paycheck every two weeks.

Everywhere that we went Chris seemed to know everybody. He wasn't an outgoing guy by any means. He was quiet and measured and cautiously cold until he knew the score. He wore his hair in a style ten years out of date, with a moustache to match. His wardrobe was restricted to a handful of clothes, bargain brand jeans ventilated with innumerous holes, old dress shirts with collars worn thin, ratty old cowboy boots, and finally the ever present black leather motorcycle jacket. Whether it was thirty degrees below zero, or thirty degrees above, he would not take off his jacket. He refused to go anywhere that forced him to check his coat. In spite of this total lack of concern for fashion or style, or maybe because of it, Chris was greeted by friendly smiles everywhere we went. I was out of work as usual and I called him up and asked him if he wanted some company on deliveries for the night, my ulterior motive being of course that I was starving to death, and Chris was guaranteed to drop a pizza on me. He said sure, and drove over to pick me up.
Chris lived in his car. In all the years I'd known him, I'd never once seen his home. When I first knew him, I’d never see him anywhere but in his old red 76 Firebird. He didn't drive the car, he wore the car. He felt most comfortable in the car. After four years of delivering pizzas the whole car smelled like a pie. Usually after riding shotgun with him all night, I'd smell like one too. When he eventually ran the Firebird into the ground he bought a newer 86 Camaro, which he refused to use for deliveries. Instead he bought an endless series of junkers; late 70s and early 80s compacts like Chevettes Vegas, Bobcats, Datsun 510s, and Toyota Tercels. As long as the car was running and had a price tag under $200, Chris was happy with it.
Depending on Chris' financial situation, he’d sometimes let me run the pizzas to the customers' doors and keep whatever tips I earned. They weren't always great tips, in fact sometimes they were downright insulting, but cash was cash, and I needed it bad.

When he finally arrived to pick me up he was driving a battered Datsun 510 2 door that sounded like a lawnmower with indigestion. I opened the door to hop in and he had me wait a moment while he tossed the empty cigarette packs, fast food wrappers and Styrofoam coffee cups to the back. There the garbage joined a pile of trash so high it was spilling on to the back seat.
"Smoke?" Chris offered, holding out his pack
I took one and motioned to the back seat. "It's just about time to clean it out back there, don't ya think?" I smiled.
"Why?" Chris asked, casting me a concerned, quizzical look as though I weren't making any sense. Then he burst into a high pitched giggle, rocking back and forth with his laughter and slapping the steering wheel. When he finally stopped giggling he told me he had a plan. "This is the idea," he began. "I figure every one of these little shitbox cars I keep buying lasts me about three months before it dies. So, I've decided I'm not gonna clean this one until it goes kaput. When it does I'll count all the smoke packs, and coffee cups and shit, and I'll be able to figure out what I'm spending on crap from day to day."
"You're serious?" I asked.
He nodded enthusiastically and started giggling again. "Then I'll be able to come up with a budget."
"Why don't you just write down what you spend every day?" I asked.
"Are you fuckin kidding me? Write it down! On what, a piece of paper, a book? It'd be lost the second I put it down in this mess."
We headed straight back to the pizza place as he had a couple of deliveries waiting for him. Along the way I told him about some thoughts I had about a book I was writing, about thirst, and it's parallels to uncontainable desire, and its connection to color, and the quenching of this color-lust being the essential condition of man. What we all wanted was vibrance, a more vivid life. I told him about all of the different ways it could manifest itself. He told me being unemployed was getting to me and that I should try to get out a little more.
I also got around to the question of food, and he said he was way ahead of me, that the girl at the shop had a pizza in the oven for us.
When we arrived at the store I noticed a bunch of Harleys parked out front. "Aw no, it's not what I think it is, is it?" I asked, I was hoping I wouldn't hear what I knew I was going to.
Chris started giggling again. "I knew you forgot!" he laughed punching me in the shoulder.
"It's Sunday night isn't it?" I realized.
"Yup! And you're not goin’ home. You're in now, whether you like it or not."
"I don't have any money to..." I started to protest.
"Tough shit, I'll spot you some." Chris interrupted.
"I've got no way to pay you back..." I argued.
"Then you better fuckin’ win." Chris grinned.
"What if I don't?"
"Look I'll give you ten bucks, but ya gotta play." he said as we hopped out of the car and headed in. "I'll let ya run the rest of the pies tonight too, maybe you'll make some extra cash...there's still a couple hours of steady orders before it slows down. Now quit fuckin’ complainin’. Jesus, it's not like you've got anything better to do."
"Just as long as it isn't until 5 in the fuckin’ morning again." I agreed reluctantly.
"Why, ya gotta get up for work?" he said, and he nearly fell over he thought that was so funny.

Mama's Pizza wasn't like the other pizza delivery places out there. Whereas most of the more reputable establishments hired nice, clean cut high school kids to work for them, Mama's Pizza seemed to employ the worst that society had to offer. The driver job paid cash everyday and there was absolutely no paper trail to record that a particular person was or was not employed with the company. Consequently, personality types averse to having their whereabouts become federal knowledge flocked to the job. Almost all of the drivers were ex-cons, cowboy drifters and outlaw biker types. And every Sunday night, from four locations throughout the city, about twenty of these personality types and their associated riff-raff would gather in the back room of Chris's location and play cards for cash. I’d sat in on more than my share of these games while working for Mama's, enough to know that a sharp-eyed gambler I was not. I'd lost several paycheques hoping that eventually I’d catch on to the mathematical, physical and psychological subtleties necessary to win. I never did, and having at first not succeeded, then failing when I try, tried again, I quit. Or I tried to anyway...Chris wouldn't let me. Back when I too had been 'gainfully' employed by Mama's I’d counted on Chris to give me a ride home every night. Most of the time he forced me to go for coffee with him at an all night greasy spoon for a few hours before dropping me off. I wound up not getting home until 3 or 4 in the morning most nights, but Sunday nights were the worst. On Sunday nights the back room games turned Mama's into a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and unless I wanted to walk home in temperatures that have killed more than their fair share of long haired Saskatonian teens, I had to sit in.
At first I enjoyed the games. The back room was more of a small warehouse than a room, where all the dry goods like boxes, soda cups, napkins, and assorted sundry were kept for all of the stores. It was just like in the movies. It was easy to picture an Edward G. Robinson or a Marlon Brando sitting in on a game. The room was completely unfinished, gray concrete walls and floor, exposed iron beams lining the ceiling. The lighting was provided by a series of bare 120 watt bulbs hanging at intervals like convicted Texans from the iron beams. In the middle of the room, there were a bunch of 4x8 folding plywood tables shoved together to fold pizza boxes on, and that's where we played cards.
These weren't friendly card games with the guys from work by any means. Most of the players were strangers to one another, brought in initially by friends of friends of employees, growing further and further removed until any company association was too far gone to recall. There was an air of tension and danger in the room that you didn't find anywhere else. On one occasion, Lorne, a myopic, acne scarred, beanpole of a pizza cook had bet hard on a losing hand (they used to make fun of Lorne for betting on the basis of pretty colors.). It turned out that Lorne had believed implicitly that he was going to win, and didn't actually have the money to cover his bet. They were preparing to kill him.
"What the fuck were you thinking?" one of the bikers growled, rising up from his seat. "I've been to games where they hang guys for pulling that shit!"
A big cowboy with a frightfully low tooth-to-tattoo ratio stood as well. "We'll take the difference in 'body collateral'." he snarled, rolling up his sleeves.
The man Lorne had lost to stared at him with eyes of ice from across the table. "You wanna fuckin' tease me kid you are going to fucking put out. If you don't have money I want your fuckin car, if you don't have a car I want your fuckin TV and stereo, if you don't have that I want your mother's fuckin car and TV and if she don't have it I want your fuckin mother, am I making myself clear? I think most of these guys will be happy to help me collect, am I right boys?" and twenty mean motherfuckers grumbled meat-hungry agreement.
"I'll cover the moron..." Chris spoke up through an exhale of translucent blue cigarette smoke, and he slid fifty bucks across the table to the winner.
"NO FUCKIN WAY MAN!" somebody roared. "If junior there wants to fuck around junior can pay the fuckin price!" and a number of other voices shouted agreement.
Luckily for Lorne there were more voices urging "Forget it." and "Toss the kid out!" and "Play some more cards!", and that's what happened. Somebody started dealing (they skipped Lorne), and Lorne eased red faced and cautious away from the table. For the rest of the night the hardcore badasses swapped blood curdling stories of what they'd seen happen to guys that had tried to pull the same stunt. When Lorne tried to ease discreetly in on the following Sunday, it was decided by popular vote that he would have to ante up 10 dollars instead of the usual 2 for every game as punishment.
Needless to say it made me a little uncomfortable being around these people and I told Chris so.
"Just don't do anything stupid and you'll be alright." Chris advised.
I let out a loud laugh. "That's supposed to reassure me? Jesus I've never done anything smart! Doing stupid things is my primary personality trait, it's intrinsic to my nature..."
"I wouldn't say shit like intrinsic to my nature either, if I were you." Chris interrupted. "They'll think you're a fag."
"Aw c'mon man, can't you just drop me off first?" I pleaded.
"Too bad, you're in. I already told some of the guys you'd be here, and they're looking forward to seeing you again."
"I'd be looking forward to seeing someone again too- if every time I saw them they lost all of their money to me." I grumbled.
"Look, ya get free pizza, free beer, free smokes, and I'm giving you ten bucks that you could conceivably turn into a fortune if you're smart-"
"Which we've already established I'm not..." I pointed out. However the free pizza, beer and cigarettes, as well as the possibility of making some cash had a strong appeal and I agreed to sit in and play the ten bucks. "As long as it's not until 5 in the fucking morning again." I insisted.
"No problem." Chris smiled…

At roughly 4:30 a.m. the game was getting interesting. Poker and Blackjack had been putting everybody to sleep, so to change things up and keep it simple enough for myself and the other non-professionals like me to understand we started playing a game called 'In-between'. The rules are basic. Everybody antes up, two bucks a person, and they throw it into a pot in the middle of the table; so, for instance, with twenty people, the pot starts out at forty dollars. Then every player is dealt two cards, face up. The player bets any amount, from two dollars up to the value of the pot, on whether the next card he's dealt will be higher, lower, or in between the value of his first two cards. If he wins, he collects the amount of his bet from the pot. If he loses, he pays into the pot, and the pot grows. If, however, he gets dealt a card that he already has in his hand, then he has to pay double the amount of his bet into the pot, which is where the game has the potential to get really big.
Vern was the district manager for all of the Mama's Pizza stores in the city. On weekends, when the owner was out of town, it was his job to go from store to store on Sunday nights and collect all of the money that had accumulated over the weekend.
Here's how things got interesting;
We were playing In-between. The pot was getting pretty big, roughly three hundred bucks or so. Vern got dealt an ace and a king for his first two cards. He called the ace low, which gave it and any aces to follow a value of one, and with the king then having the highest possible value, he almost guaranteed that there could be no card dealt to him higher or lower than his own. With the very unlikely occurrence that he could be dealt another king or ace, he couldn't lose. The next card had to be in between. "I'll pot the fucker-between." he grinned, betting the entire value of the pot. The money was practically in his hands.
The dealer, an old pirate of a biker by the name of Swervin' Mervin pulled a card up off of the deck and gave it a little peek before flicking it over to Vern. "Sorry buddy..." he said, but he was smiling from ear to ear. The card he’d flicked over was another king. Empathetic moans and groans of sheer anguish went up around the table, and Vern's face went white, while Swervin Mervin counted the total value of the pot.
"Three hundred and sixty four dollars," he concluded, then did some quick math in his head, "which means you owe $728.00."
"Jesus there's over a grand in the pot now!" Chris whispered to me.
Across the table Vern was counting his money, and it looked like he was coming up short, very short.
"You're not coming up light are ya friend?" one of the cowboys asked, and his tone had an undercurrent of kneecap-shatter/threat to it.
"I, uh, I-" Vern was stammering and sweating. "I sorta forgot about the double the pot thing, y'know, if you hit a card you already have..."
"But you're not comin up light, are you?" the cowboy said again, and this time it was definitely not a question, but a warning.
Unlike the Lorne situation several years ago, Vern was not a moron. He knew the rules, and he knew them as well as anybody there. And unlike the Lorne situation, there was more than fifty bucks at stake, and Vern had a reputation for not paying people back. Nobody was willing to bail Vern out.
He had counted his money twice, and divided it into little piles on the table in front of him. He didn't have much more than three hundred dollars by my estimate. His face was turning from white to red, and he was shaking. Nobody was speaking.
"How are we gonna fix this without anybody getting hurt, Vern?" another biker asked and he asked it quiet and low, with what sounded like genuine concern but nonetheless implied pure bonecrush threat.
Vern looked up with terrified realization as it hit him just how deep in the shit he truly was, and his eyes, more moist and fishlike than usual, darted around the table looking for help, but there was none coming. He'd fucked himself.
On the floor between his legs was a black briefcase, and he brought it up on to the table and opened it, blocking the contents with the case lid. He didn't need to block the contents from any of us. We all knew it was the weekend money from the stores. He counted out the amount he needed, closed the case, and put it back down on the floor.
"There." he said firmly, and threw $728 into the pot.
"Watch out boys, looks like the company is backing Vern's bets now!" one of the drivers laughed. "I say we call it a night, how about you fellas?" he said with a conspiratorial wink.
"FUCK THAT!" Vern snapped, then realizing the driver was only joking, he tried to pass it off as his own attempt at a joke. "I gotta win that money back, and nobody's leaving until I do." he laughed, trying to lick the dryness off of his lips.
"Then let's play some fuckin’ cards." Mervin announced. He smacked the table and started dealing to the next player. Around the table the game went, some of us losing a little, some of us taking little chunks out of the pot for ourselves. But the real action was Vern. The game got back around to him, and Swervin Mervin dealt the cards, a three and a four.
"Higher! And I'll pot the bitch!" Vern hissed, and lit a cigarette.
Mervin had an audience and he knew it so he milked it. "Hold up there Vern, you don't have any money to bet with." Vern patted the briefcase and smiled back at Mervin. "Well does the company have enough money to be betting the whole pot? What if ya get a deuce or another three or a four?" Mervin continued.
"The company's got it covered, just deal the cards" Vern pressed. He was drumming his hands on the table like a spastic on speed.
"Awright..." Mervin shrugged, and he pulled a card off of the deck and shook his head sadly. "It's the cards buddy, it's not me." he said as he tossed the two of spades over to Vern.
"Better open up that briefcase again boy!" the cowboy laughed.
They counted out the pot, which was at 1240, and with Vern's loss it jumped to 2480.
Some appreciative whistles of amazement went up from around the table. It was getting to be a high stakes game
The tension was enervating. Everybody played a little quicker so that the hand could get back to Vern, who was sweating and shaking worse than ever. We watched with morbid fascination as he began to fall apart. The badasses were all giving him a hard time.
"Don't worry buddy, jail ain't as bad as they say." one would taunt.
"Who knows, you may even fall in love in there" another joined in.
"It would be better if you fell in love..." someone suggested, "then getting buttfucked ain’t so bad."
At the table there was one biker in particular whose size and strength were unquestionably the greatest of any present. Pete was his name, and with his bear like presence he commanded absolute respect from even the meanest of the players, primarily because he was widely accepted to be the meanest. None of us had ever had the misfortune to witness Pete's aggressive side, not that I knew of anyway. He was always exceedingly kind and jovial with me, and with everyone I knew. But the meanness was there, it was palpable, and danced like a smoldering sleeping flame waiting on a backdraft deep in the back of his pupils. Once again the hand came back to Vern. The laughter subsided and the table went quiet as his first two cards were laid down in front of him. Again it was a hand too good to be true, two aces. Vern called one of the aces high, and one low. They were using a couple of decks, and nobody knew for certain how many aces still remained to be dealt. A quiet buzz of discussion rose up as some of the players tried to remember what had been played, with Vern listening intently to all of them. Then Pete started to speak, a low but voluminous sound that we listeners could feel reverberating in the pits of our stomachs, a great ursine sound, and everybody listened.
"Gentlemen you'll take note that our esteemed brother Vern does not share in our jocular opines of his dark situation." Pete began, extracting a cigarette from his pack. Lighters flared on either side of him, and he chose the one on the left. He spoke without emotion, without sympathy, with an indifference as cold as Siberia. "In fact, if you'll take even a passing glance at Vern's deeply furrowed brow you'll observe that he's perspiring quite vociferously. One would assume, from the facts that rise first and foremost to the surface, that the underlying condition of his nervous demeanor is the financial jeopardy he now finds himself in." With this Pete paused to take a long pull off of his vodka, and to let us consider his words. "That is of course on the surface of the situation, and merely an illusion." Pete stopped again, noticing Vern's increasing fidgetiness. "Pardon me Vern, play your cards..." he urged with a waving of his giant bearpaw.
"I'm betting the pot...in between." Vern said quietly, and the words came out of the dry vacuum of his dehydrated throat covered in dust.
Swervin' Mervin lifted the card and winced as he looked at it, handing it over, this time without apologies. The Ace of Spades. Vern was stunned, and seemed for a moment to lose his balance as a wave of apparent nausea swept over him. Swervin Mervin started to count the pot again, and Vern re-opened the briefcase. He guessed that it would be in the neighborhood of five thousand dollars that he'd be paying in.
While they counted, Pete continued. "What you're seeing before you gentlemen is a man being destroyed from the inside out. Like a lobster devouring its own flesh to survive starvation, so too our friend Vern. And what's brought him to this sorriest of states, this great moral abyss that he know finds himself in? Is it an evil within that has cast him into this maelstrom?" He paused a moment to consider any opinions.
Sitting quietly, and speaking only when spoken too as he had been doing for years now was Lorne, covered from head to toe in a fine dusting of white baker's flour. "It's greed that's brought him to this." Lorne said with absolute surety.
Pete looked at Lorne, examined him for a moment. "What the fuck happened to you?" he asked.
"Whaddaya mean?" Lorne asked, squinting through the dusting of flour on his thick glasses.
"What's with the fucking flour?" Pete asked.
Lorne cleared his throat. He was blushing and turning a deep shade of red, but through the flour he looked bright pink. "I was making pizza dough for tomorrow, and I put the fuckin’ flour in the fuckin’ mixer and turned it on, only somebody left the fuckin’ mixer on the highest fuckin’ speed, and it shot fuckin’ flour everywhere." he explained. The room exploded with laughter. Half of us were on the floor. When we quieted down, Pete continued.
"Before your stand up routine just now Lorne, you suggested that perhaps it was greed that had brought our friend to this clifftop precipice with a panoramic view of his own ruin. I would disagree, and rather I put it to you like this; it was not Vern's greed, or anything else vile or base in his character, (as I believe that these qualities are absent from the hearts of men, at least as primary motivators to action anyway). No, if anything gentlemen, I would venture to say that what has driven Poor Vern to this extremely rapid deterioration of self is nothing more than his own goodness. Does that confuse you? Do I have a few minutes still Mervin?" Pete asked
Mervin nodded without looking up from his counting.
"Then I shall elucidate." Pete smiled, pouring another shot from the bottle of vodka he'd brought with him. "Vern's greed, as is the case with most of us here, arises only out of his will to do good. In the simple pursuit of some superfluous liquidity Vern took a gamble, albeit an absent-minded gamble. I'm willing to grant him the excuse that, blinded by the prospect of easy money, he forgot about the double-the-pot rule. Mistakes happen. That mistake however was the catalyst for Vern's goodness to precipitate his downfall. Vern had only two choices at that moment. Pay up out of the company money, or endure a swift and savage beating at the hands of our here-assembled rogues' gallery. You'll recall that Vern hesitated for a few minutes, apparently to ponder his quandary before concluding that it was best to borrow from Mama's. What we witnessed during that hesitation was not a burdened man weighing the pros and cons of a lose-lose situation as you'd suspect, but rather, the ongoing battle between the forces of good and evil that is being waged every moment within the hearts and minds of men. And what we saw was the triumph of good! Vern chose the most hazardous option as his route to salvation. He chose to risk his own personal freedom by stealing from his own master, who I’m sure we can all agree is if not corrupt, at the very least exploiting us all. Rather than dishonoring himself by welching on a bet to us, his communal peers, he chose instead to rob from the wicked. With the theft there was, and still is the chance of winning all the money back, of making right what he had done wrong, there is the chance of redemption. Welching on all of us here, there would be no such chance. So it was this desire to do the utmost good, a desire intrinsic to all our natures," here I kicked Chris under the table and mouthed the words 'intrinsic-to-our-natures', "a desire to do the highest right at whatever cost to himself, that has fucked Vern so heinously."
Swervin Mervin finished counting. "There's $2700 in the pot Vern, so you and Mama's owe $5400."
Vern dug another $400 out of the briefcase and tossed it into the pot with the 5k he'd already separated. "I can't stop any of you fuckers that don't work for us from betting." he said as he tossed the money into the pot. "But if any fucking employee takes any more of that fucking money, I'll see to it that they go down with me!" and he crossed his arms and stared at the pile of cash in the center of the table.
Pete stood up. "Gentlemen, it's well past five o'clock in the morning. Outside a new day has dawned, and at our current pace we'll still be here at this day's demise. I'm sure that you're all as interested as I am in how this bullshit is going to end, so I’d like to move that we all forfeit our turns, until Vern either recovers the money and saves his earthly freedom, or loses it all to see freedom again only in death. Agreed?"
Naturally everyone agreed. Vern got up from his chair and walked a lap around the room, throwing punches at the air and stretching away the tension like a boxer before a title fight. Those that needed to empty their bladders did, and a few stepped outside for a breath of fresh air. The pot heads passed a joint around. Swervin Mervin gave Vern the option of shuffling the deck, and Vern shuffled, then passed the deck back.
"Awright people, it's time!" Mervin shouted, and we all settled in. He dealt the first two cards, and a wave of nervous laughter swept the table. Two aces.
Vern let a fury of punches fly into his open palm. "One high, one low!" he shouted, jumping up out of his chair, and he started to pace frantically. "In between!" he called, and continued to pace.
Swervin Mervin waited a few minutes while Vern paced before asking "How much are you betting?"
"FUCK!!" Vern screamed, kicking a pile of boxes.
The cowboy spoke, and gently for once. "Your gettin' too worked up boy. What's on your mind? Sometimes talkin helps..."
Vern stopped pacing, and stared at the cash again. "Here's the problem guys. See, I wanna bet the fuckin’ pot, but neither me or Mama's has got that kind of cash. It's at what, like 8 fuckin’ grand right now? That means I could wind up having to put in 16 grand if I get another fuckin’ ace!"
"So you can't pot it then, bet what you can." Mervin said.
"I WANNA POT THE FUCKER!" Vern screamed, jumping at Mervin so violently that a couple of bikers stood up to grab him if need be. His face was red with frustrated rage. "Look I'm going to fuckin’ prison if I don't win that fuckin’ pot back! Let me bet my truck! It's worth $20,000. I'll put up my $20,000 fucking truck, plus there's still about 2 grand left in the briefcase here, that's $22,000 against 8 grand, and if I lose it I walk away and you guys can play the rest of the night for my fucking truck, but just let me bet my fucking truck because it's that or I go to prison over an hour in a fucking card game!!" he stood with his arms out from his sides, his feet shoulder width apart ready for a fight.
"Any objections?" Mervin asked. Nobody objected. The more bloodthirsty and heartless of the rogues rubbed their hands gleefully at the prospect of winning a truck and $12,000. "Fine then let's play this out..." he said, and Vern sat down again. "Where were we?" Mervin said to himself as he reached over to the deck. "Two aces, one high, one low, and you have called in between...." he picked the top card off of the deck, gave it a look, winced and gave a heartfelt apology as he laid it down. "I'm awful sorry Vern, but you shuffled it, so you basically dealt yourself this-" and here Mervin's tone changed to a yell of celebration,"-this 5 of hearts! You're not going to prison!"
Vern looked at the card in disbelief, then at Mervin, then at the card. A smile began to tug at the corner of his mouth, and his entire being became a quiet hissing tension relief valve. He slumped forward onto the table, and held his head in his hands. Laughter started to shake through him and the color came back to his face. A round of applause went up around the table.
"How do you feel Vern? Did I have you goin'?" Mervin asked with a grin.
"I was positive I was going to jail you fucker!" There was considerable moisture welling in Vern’s eyes. He looked like he’d run a marathon.
Mervin rocked back in his chair laughing.
"I'm never fucking gambling again." Vern said, counting the money back into the briefcase.
Chris smacked me on the back. "See if I woulda dropped you off, you woulda missed that." he said.
I smiled. It was after 6 a.m. “I just wanna go home.” I said.
“Right after breakfast.” Chris winked, collecting his own winnings from the table. “I’m buying.”

Interesting!

http://www.upworthy.com/the-unbelievable-difference-between-your-face-its-mirror-image?c=ufb1

The Overview Effect: A Constant State of Vertigo.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is the host of Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey I was a big fan of the original version of this show with Neil's mentor, Carl Sagan. I have always found the mechanics of the universe fascinating, so much so that I think I might have experienced a vicarious 'Overview Effect' at a very early age. Astronomy helped to shape my world view. I have always held the conviction that all matter is illusion, that I am energy hurtling through a suspension of energies, trapped by my own limited perceptions. I don't claim to know what's beyond the illusion, although it's fun to speculate. But the mystery fascinates me. I remember laying on the grass, looking at the stars when I was 11 or 12 years old, having learned that the Earth spins on it's axis at about 1000 mph, and being able with a little imagination to feel the tenousness of gravity's grip on me. A sense that at any moment I might fly off into deep space. A thrilling sense of vertigo. Then learning that the speed of our orbit is about 108,000km/hr around the sun. It's my morning habit to have a coffee in the first sunshine of the day. There's a part of me that believes I am stardust, and communing with stardust is somehow spiritually nourishing or something like that. "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!" to quote Master Yoda. I have a symbiotic relationship with the stars. I glanced up at the sun, 150 million clicks away and that sensation of being stuck on a ball spinning wildly through space hit me with a wave of vertigo again. I never want to lose that sense of wonder

Also from IPCC

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/massive-u-n-report-says-climate-risks-go-beyond-red-n67516

I am not looking for these stories, this is mainstream news.

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/environment/food-shortages-caused-by-climate-change-to-leave-millions-hungry-report-warns-1.1743851

As I Was Saying Earlier...

http://www.ted.com/talks/hugh_herr_the_new_bionics_that_let_us_run_climb_and_dance?utm_campaign=&utm_source=m.facebook.com&utm_medium=on.ted.com-facebook-share&awesm=on.ted.com_g08Gu&utm_content=awesm-bookmarklet

Self Defense Against Feral/Domestic Cats

The sound is bad in the first scene, but it gets better. Knowledge is protection!

Roll the Bones

While digging tunnels in London, workers came across 25 skeletons from the time of the Black Death. I wouldn't say that I'm a 'Doomsday Prepper' type by any means. I don't hoard food, I haven't turned my home into a defacto fortress. That isn't to say that I haven't educated myself for various disaster scenarios. (Bear with me, this will come full circle by the end, you know me). One nugget I found in this article was the mention of the varying conditions of bones in the different layers of burial. The earliest bones showed signs of malnutrition, attributed to the "Great Famine" that preceded the first round of the Black Death (which eventually claimed 75 million lives in Europe). Earlier today I had read an article about a massive volcanic eruption in Indonesia in the 12th Century. It's credited with being the cause of a Little Ice Age at the time, as well as being one of the precipitating factors of the dark ages, and the 'Great Famine'. Disease, climate change affecting global economic stability, all created a 'perfect storm' of cirucmstances bringing about the collapse of civillization at the time. Bones found from a later period, after the famine, when the plague had been in full swing testified to this: "The later skeletons, however, show more signs of upper-body injuries, consistent with a period of lawlessness and social breakdown." A study conducted by NASA last week addressed perfect storms such as this, stating that the utter collapse of civilization is likely in our lifetime. It said "The fall of the Roman Empire, and the equally (if not more) advanced Han, Mauryan, and Gupta Empires, as well as so many advanced Mesopotamian Empires, are all testimony to the fact that advanced, sophisticated, complex, and creative civilizations can be both fragile and impermanent." You can read the entire article here. We tend to be quite arrogant about our level of civilization, considering ourselves considerably more evolved than our ancestors 700 years ago. I realized just how untrue this was watching the news this week. One needs look no further than side by side pics of modern riot police and Roman centurions to see just how alike we are. RIOT POLICE IN KIEV 2013

A TYPICAL ROMAN CENTURION FORMATION

Now for the full circle. While some might view this article about some old skeletons uncovered in an excavation as scholarly and thought provoking, I find it to be more of a warning. The NASA article mentions nearly half a dozen advanced and sophisticated civillizations that collapsed under a perfect storm of circumstances. It points out that it is a "recurrent cycle", and just such a perfect storm is brewing now. These tunnel laborers uncovering the bones of their 13th century brethren's short brutal live, may just find themselves the next layer in the dirt.

Data Visualization

I love this concept. It reminds me of when I was cooking in hotels, and my Chef had scheduled me on a continuous string of 'clopens'. A 'clopen' is a shift where you work until the restaurant closes, then come back for an opening shift the next day. It is a destroyer of minds. I told him that I'd be happy to do all closes, no days off if he needed, but that working the clopens was turning me into a mental and physical wreck. He was a bit insensitive to my needs to say the least, so I resorted to my own data visualization. I graphed out my sleep patterns for him. The big rollercoaster spikes of sleep/work left him unmoved still, and nothing changed until I eventually quit, refusing to work for any job that intentionally scheduled that way again. The graphic really did a paint a vivid picture that I remember to this day however, and these data visualizations are even more eye opening.

Rock Me Mama Like a Euro Train.

In 1978 there was nothing I wanted more than a train set. And on Christmas I got one. It was the Durango line, a little train set with cattle cars and flatbeds etc. My dad and I had big plans for it. We spent time in hobby shops, looking at layouts, buying magazines, accessories, building models. Eventually I even got my dream train, a Via passenger train, with lights in every car! Trains were hip and cool in the 70s. They were all over the movies, and there was a romance to them that seems to be missing today. That romance was best captured in Silver Streak, a suspense comedy with Jill Clayburgh and Gene Wilder. I had an unbelievable crush on Jill Clayburgh, I watched that movie again and again. When I came across this article from Life magazine on one of my favorite sites, I had to share it! But before you click on the link, check out the trailer for Silver Streak!

Rat Bastards of the Hospitality World.

Been a long time folks, a long long time. I'm divorced now. I'm in love now. I drive a Jeep now. I'm a fitness nut again. I'm working in Northern Canada now, at the world's largest uranium mine. I have always had a soft spot in my heart for the North. "Away from the things of man..." a refrain from Joe Vs. The Volcano echoes through the dirty urban alleyways of my mind everytime I board the plane for work. I'm still a chef, but I'm out of restaurants, discovering the true meaning of work life balance. I laugh to think that I thought I had it at my last job. 50 hour weeks, 2 days off if I was lucky, and levels of stress unthinkable for most. I'll spare you the bitterness and let you know that it was nothing close to work life balance. Now this gig... I work 77 hours per week. Then I have a week off. I also get 3 weeks of vacation time.   I joke that I am semi-retired, working 23 weeks of the year.   The winter months are tougher than the summer months.  In the winter I seldom leave the building.  I can spend 7 days completely indoors.  I have fully equipped athletic facilities at my disposal and I use them, which is great.  It doesn't change the fact that I have prison dreams a few times per week.
In the summer it's an entirely different story.  I trail run, canoe, paddleboard and hike. 
In my week off I don't have a care in the world other than the people I love, and I have every moment with them.
My kids are at the age now where they like to hunkermdown with their media and do their own thing.  There is a fulfillment in just being close and available, in knowing they are near and happy!